Buying a Cold DM Business? Watch This First

January 9, 2026
 MIN
Technology / Software / SaaS
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Buying a Cold DM Business? Watch This First
Technology / Software / SaaS
January 9, 2026
 MIN

Buying a Cold DM Business? Watch This First

In this episode the hosts roast an Instagram mass‑DM SaaS deal pitched on Acquire.com, tearing into its tiny revenue, questionable value proposition, platform‑risk exposure, and why it’s probably not worth buying.

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In this episode the hosts roast an Instagram mass‑DM SaaS deal pitched on Acquire.com, tearing into its tiny revenue, questionable value proposition, platform‑risk exposure, and why it’s probably not worth buying. Business Listing – https://app.acquire.com/startup/KyPEOStFQyc5IElJIxbZfkbeWnE3/VRURAPXgQl3oGbimEwyP?utm_medium=email&_hsenc=p2ANqtz-9PQ_NffkgAJrVAnAt7GRNQAS61UOlqqm9Pj6fEzkwirlwcj5NUB6UdXSTHBZs7yK96zJUPq16CTLeJSDcOBm3jGYePVg&_hsmi=394180933&utm_content=394180933&utm_source=hs_email Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them. Subscribe for more episodes: https://www.youtube.com/@AcquisitionsAnonymousPodcast?sub_confirmation=1 Subscribe to our Newsletter: https://www.acquanon.com/newsletter Connect with us on Social Media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/acquanon LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/company/acquanon 👋 Follow the Hosts Michael Girdley – Entrepreneur & investor. Twitter: https://twitter.com/girdley Bill D’Alessandro – CEO of Elements Brands. Twitter: https://twitter.com/BillDA Heather Endresen – SBA lending expert & advisor. Twitter: https://twitter.com/EndresenHeather Mills Snell – Small business investor & advisor. Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegeneralmills 💰 Sponsored by: Viso Business Capital — Get the right SBA loan tailored to your acquisition needs with Heather Endresen’s firm. Sign up for a free live Q&A on SBA loans at https://www.visocap.net and click “Zoom Sign Up” in the top-right corner. Go High Level – The all-in-one sales and marketing platform built for agencies and entrepreneurs. Automate, manage, and grow your business at https://www.gohighlevel.com This week on Acquisitions Anonymous, the hosts open with some light banter about cold weather vibes and injury stories before diving into a deal that might be right up someone’s wheelhouse: an Instagram mass‑DM automation software targeted at agencies and small businesses. With an asking price of $235,000 — roughly 5.9× profit and 4.6× revenue — the tool claims 25% year‑over‑year growth, 80% margins, and the ability to send “unlimited personalized” DMs at scale. Sounds spicy — until the panel starts slicing it apart. Key Highlights: - Instagram DM outreach SaaS asking $235,000, with ~$51K TTM revenue. - Tiny scale: ~100–250 customers, ~$3.5K/mo revenue, ~$2.7K/mo profit. - Competes in a crowded, low‑barrier space with low switching costs. - Major platform risk — could be shut down by Instagram at any time. - Hosts emphasize better strategies: niche positioning or “done‑for‑you” services.

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